The Real Story About Tan

It all started when all over the world tan M&M's disappeared!!!

They were replaced by a blue M&M who seemed (when we first saw him) a very nice, ambitious young M&M. We all soon found that ambitious was not an appropriate word for this power hungry LUNATIC!!!! We all know what happened because of Blue's obvious scheme. We have found very powerful evidence that he killed the Tan M&M. Did you ever wonder why he is so blue? It's obvious. He's blue because he murdered Tan and feels bad about it---but he would most likely do it again if he needed more fame. His remorse does not strech beyond his thirst for power. Well, shortly after Tan left, Yellow was found by Red on his floor tied up and black-eyed. He had a few scratches. Red untied him and subsequently, Yellow gave us info on what happened. It seems that Blue tied up Yellow and threatened him. He said that if he talked Blue would make his life miserable. Well, Yellow was so scared he was thinking about trading in his M for a S and joining the Skittles. Finally, he decided otherwise because he thought he wouldn't like being a lemon flavored candy---he said they are always bitter.

Yellow now has personal guards. The M&M company cover up for Blue because they don't want to be guilty of making such a rotten piece of candy.

I just want you all to know that M&M's are still one of the most tasty candies ever. Continue eating these great candies and eat the blue ones with extra vigor because we want to rid the world of them. Thank you for reading this---if I can convince just one person about Blue's darker side, then this page has had a purpose.